Hello Jailer

You jailers walked away from everything i say
about how you don't do your job!
 It's hard to live day by day w/o getting stopped
for standing around and being yourself.

*[so quit targeting all the innocent youth.
Quit lying about what you're supposed to do.
Some spit on our sidewalks isn't gonna kill you.
Makin’ sense is what you should be trying to do.]*

find a boy.
Take him down.
Take him to the station downtown,
where he'll stay
and his parents will pay the ticket
so you get paid!
Is your life that much shit,
that you have to stand around and bully kids
to get the check they all signed?

(*)
but i guess that's not cool enough for you.

Gutted Vicki Changed Everything

I've been in love with music my whole life, let me say. And off and on, I've written songs and played different instruments, but never really took it far enough. I need an acoustic guitar... Anyways, a few friends of mine and I made a decision that we're gonna bring a change to the music in this town. The songs I've written in my head all have an acoustic punk ring to it. Hopefully this band actually happens. Otherwise and anyways, I still need an acoustic guitar. 

My mother Lorie sent me to the court yard to see you abandoned and destroyed

And when she asked me to help you I bent down and cried

"Why must I get stuck with everything?"

There's so many questions around me...Why must I answer everything for you?

Tell me to stop but I still do all your work for you.

-

My father Billy bought me a gun one day

He told me to only shoot at the trees

Well I had a dream

I told him , "I'll shoot everything."

-When Vicki saw the target right on her ass, I kept aiming steady 
(steadier, steadier)

That butt jiggles, butt jiggles

But the target didn't move at all.

-

My gramma Jane told me to hold it in

My anger, all my accomplishments

They didn't see them, Wouldn't believe..

I told her, "IMA SHOOT EVERYTHING!"

-Three weeks ago I was on a boat

I was on a roll, rollin away from them

(Back to them and from them and back and to and from them)

-

Then Max said they found her (oh what a disaster)

They found her all gutted ans drown way down. . . way down. . down

Why must I resolve everything?

The Douche Thug

So, this is a funny story. It all started with me and my friends (Monica and Miranda) chillin' the local Erbert and Gerbert's sub shop. We were just talking and laughing and such, when we see this kid named Tubtub (haha, funny name) zoom by outside on his foot-powered scooter. I see him walk in. Then Miranda (who obviously didn't think he came in) said, "I can't believe Tubtub was on a scooter!" Monica and I were looking at Tubtub right after Miranda said that. So, naturally, Miranda looks at what we were looking at. WE ALL STARTED LAUGHING RIDICULOUSLY :D
Eventually, Monica broke up the laughter by telling us that he can hear us because his earphones were on backwards (so the sound is moving away from his head, instead of into it). SO NATURALLY.... I looked at his earbuds...I guess I was staring. Haha. I just couldn't understand why he had them in so weirdly. Then it looked like part of the earphones were being used as ear gauges. So I got this confused look on my face as I stared toward his ear.
He then put on his "tough thug" face, and looked right toward me (with one of those looks that says, "I don't feel comfortable doing this...BUT I MUST FOR MY REP!") and said something along the lines of, "What the fuck you lookin' at fuckin bitch-cunt!?!?!" as he stormed to the door. "YEAH DAT'S RIGHT!" he said as he opened the door. Then I guess Nick, a worker at Erb's heard him yell "DYKE BITCH!" once he was out.
Oh my god was that hilarious. None of us could stop laughing for so long, starting right when he called me a butch-cunt. I mean, he's a 15-16 year old chubby white Northfieldian boy who just strives to be a thug...and obviously it doesn't work because there was not one bit of intimidation I felt from him. Fuckin crack head. I really enjoyed his lame use of swear words too... Who the hell calls someone a bitch-cunt? Especially me? Cuz...cunt has never offended me and I laugh at people who do get offended by it cuz CUNT = VAGINA. 
So...I'm a bitch-vagina? Well Sir Douche Thug, then you are an ass-penis.

Kids these days...or rather, kids like that, just make me laugh.
 You had to have been there to really get  kick out of it. But even the people at Erb's were laughing about it. And what makes that experience even better, is that I have never even had a conversation with him in my life.

So Tubtub, if you read this (which you won't cuz you're too hood for that, right?), my message to you is to lay off the crack, smoke some weed. And chill. You don't have to act like such a douche. It's really not getting you anywhere.

TEST POST

If you're looking at this, it's really not important. I just need to do this so I can see what things will look like while I edit.